ke$ha’s mom gives thanks to her daughter for washing her first dish
something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states
is it just me or did cole sprouse lowkey acknowledge my tumblr post
Women belong in the kitchen
Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. The food is in the kitchen
btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal
A true cinematic masterpiece that is destined to claim the hearts of millions.
One girl, One car, One Dream
I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS
which country has the most birds
thats a language
don’t you mean nice redovery
turkey, how did we miss turkey
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG